When I was just a little girl
Playing dollies all in all
Granny taught me self-control
to protect my heart and soul
When a man that you adore
Turns up rotten to the core
Take some air, pick up your gun!
Then just count from one to four…
One-two-three-four!
Give me one good reason, not to nail you to the doors
You have two feet left, so hit the road on all your fours
Tell your three old buddies, with this girl you could not score
Scram to four directions, never see you anymore!
Never see you anymore!
Dated once the handsome Jack
Saw him stealing someone’s truck
Picked my gun, gave him a smack
Counted four, wished him a luck
One-two-three-four…
Met this gorgeous stud Sam Morris
Caught him with my best friend Doris
Got my gun, no time for worries
Count to four, don’t sell me stories!
One-two-three-four…
Since my Granny taught me spell
Counting lessons, you can tell
My whole life has turned so well
Thank you Granny, ring a bell!
One-two-three-four…